Bush takes over the World - Part 4

We know that Uncle George "Dubya" Bush is very keen on democracy - it's the only way to go.

Even if you pervert it a bit to get yourself elected.

Even though its success in Afghanistan and Iraq has been far from spectacular. Never mind. It's the will of the people, their freedom to vote and choose that's important here. And in defence of that freedom, America has gone to war. Several times. A democratic freedom of choice is paramount.

Unless of course, you choose someone George doesn't like. As has happened in Palestine. The people have chosen (and fairly, unlike in some countries) to be represented by Hamas. Hurrah, democracy in action!

Bong! Wrong. That's not how it's supposed to work, so the US will just slap sanctions on the country until they elect someone Uncle George likes.

It's funny, but that's not how I understood democracy worked. But it is the way it works in a dictatorship...